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Chapter Twelve: The Pardoned and the Protected — January 6, Jeffrey Epstein, and the Promises That Changed Shape

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#1 Primary record

Presidential grant of clemency — "Granting Pardons and Commutation of Sentences for Certain Offenses Relating to the Events at or Near the United States Capitol on January 6, 2021" (January 20, 2025).

Fourteen commutations; pardons for the other covered defendants; direction to dismiss the remaining covered cases.

#2 Primary record

Select Committee to Investigate the January 6th Attack on the United States Capitol — Final Report, H. Rept. 117-663 (December 2022)

and U.S. Department of Justice Capitol Breach prosecution records (approximately 140 officers assaulted; disruption of the count; threats to Vice President Pence).

#3 Primary record

District of Columbia Office of the Chief Medical Examiner — determination on Officer Brian D. Sicknick (April 2021)

(natural manner of death following two strokes), and U.S. Capitol Police line-of-duty recognition.

#7 Primary record

Attorney Jennifer Freeman, counsel for Epstein survivors

— "hiding the names of perpetrators while exposing survivors."

#10 Primary record

U.S. Department of Justice — February 2026 letter from Attorney General Pamela Bondi and Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche

stating nothing had been withheld or redacted for reasons of embarrassment, reputational harm, or political sensitivity. (Substance confirmed; exact wording to be checked against the letter before print.)

#13 Primary record

New York magazine (2002)

— Donald Trump's remarks that Jeffrey Epstein was a "terrific guy" who was "a lot of fun to be with."